Clases en línea y presenciales
A companion who is only around when the sun is shining and the sangria is flowing. Like a flamenco dancer who disappears as soon as the music stops, these amigos vanish at the first sign of trouble, leaving you alone to face the charging bull.
Paris: El Español's fair-weather friend Pierre, always eager to share a baguette and discuss existentialism over café au lait, mysteriously vanished when El Español accidentally spilled sangria on his beret during a Bastille Day celebration.
London: During El Español's attempt to teach the King flamenco, his so-called amigo Nigel, ever-present for afternoon tea and cucumber sandwiches, was nowhere to be found when El Español tripped and accidentally knocked over a priceless vase. Nigel was last seen sprinting towards the nearest pub, muttering something about "sticky wickets."
New York City: El Español's newfound buddy Tony, a self-proclaimed pizza connoisseur and Yankees fanatic, suddenly became scarce when El Español's impromptu siesta on Wall Street caused a minor traffic jam. Tony's parting words were a hasty "Gotta run, gotta make the subway!" as he disappeared into the crowd.
Tokyo: While attempting to master the art of sumo wrestling, El Español's fair-weather friend Hiroshi, always eager to share sushi and sake, was conspicuously absent when El Español accidentally landed on top of a revered sumo champion. Hiroshi was later spotted bowing profusely to the irate wrestler, claiming he had "misplaced his contact lenses."
Sydney: During El Español's ill-fated bullfight with a kangaroo, his supposed mate Bruce, an avid surfer and barbecue enthusiast, inexplicably vanished when the kangaroo hopped away with El Español's sombrero. Bruce was last seen paddling furiously towards the horizon, shouting something about "catching the perfect wave."